Tuesday, December 3, 2024
My (Moderately Tested) Theory of Fear
Monday, May 27, 2024
Deconstructed Ravenloft for Dinner - Mindstorm Guest Blog
Monday, March 25, 2024
No Foolproof Illusions
[By the way, Sandra's blog is absolutely bonkers. She's written about blorb a lot but you'll have to hunt for it. Good luck]
Sunday, November 19, 2023
Action Mysteries
Friday, September 15, 2023
Nested Tasks
Wednesday, July 5, 2023
Christmas Adventures
Monday, January 2, 2023
Picture Book Gameplay
I recently had a very novel experience running a game that I think has some potential that ought to be explored. Maybe someone out there has done this sort of thing and would like to share. It's a weird one.
Tuesday, November 8, 2022
Enough Dweeb Adventures
I have a hypothesis: Wizards of the Coast's 5E adventures are for fucking weenies.
I know, it's a tall claim to make. Let's prove this through rigorous scientific analysis.
[Okay, in all seriousness, I recognize that I'm really preaching to the choir here. But use this article for 1) knowing how not to write dope adventures, and 2) explaining to your friends who are squares what the difference is between dope adventures and mayonnaise adventures.]
The principal variables I want to examine are villains and conflict. They reveal a lot about a designer's sensibilities towards what's cool. Because as we all know, the bad guys are always cooler than the good guys.
Saturday, July 30, 2022
HeroQuest: The Tourney of Champions
Friday, July 1, 2022
Traits of the Mythic Underworld
The "Mythic Underworld" is a term popular in the OSR that was (probably) coined by Trent Smith and then popularized through an essay by Jason Cone in Philotomy's Musings. Cone argued that the rules of OD&D can be interpreted to suggest that the "dungeons" that adventurers delve into aren't really to be understood as real, logical spaces created by normal people or natural processes. Rather, they're more like a surreal, dreamlike, and hostile realm that runs on its own twisted logic, which might be inconsistent. It gives the referee some leeway to make a contrived, game-y, "funhouse" dungeon instead of stressing about accuracy or rationality.
Much of what Cone describes are just traits of megadungeons, or even simply dungeons in general. Things like, "non-linear pathways" and "lots of connections between levels" aren't really mythic, they're just good level design. So, extracting from his original writings on the matter, here are the traits he identifies that are actually mythic (in my view):
- It's so large it might have infinite levels.
- The deeper you go, the more dangerous it is.
- Its layout may change over time.
- Doors are locked/stuck for PCs by default, but automatically swing open for monsters.
- Related, it is shrouded in darkness, but all monsters have infravision.
- It should be noted that when a monster is persuaded to join the party, they lose these two privileges! This strongly suggests that the space itself is intentionally rewriting its own rules to oppose the players.
- Torches and whatnot might be randomly blown out by a strong gust of wind, despite the fact that you're deep underground in, like, a tomb or something.
- Party incurs fatigue/stress the longer they spend in the dungeon (taken from Basic D&D).
- Rations spoil once you enter the dungeon (BECMI D&D, thanks to ktrey from d4caltrops.com)
- When the players open treasure, monsters might pop out of the walls, generated from thin air (taken from the board game HeroQuest).
- Monsters don't exist until the players first observe them. Thus, exploration should be slow and methodical or else the players will too quickly surround themselves in monsters (also taken from HeroQuest).
- The monsters cannot set off traps (HeroQuest again but I wonder if this might be encoded in D&D somewhere in its history).
- The scenery and room features attack you (countless haunted house media, but in this case I was inspired by the 2006 movie Monster House).
- Stairs turn into ramps, doors start randomizing where they lead to, hallways become endless, secret doors appear and then disappear (no, I don't mean they become hidden again. I mean they stop existing), etc. (more haunted house shenanigans).
- Weird M.C. Escher gravity rules.
- Advanced Darkness.
- Every hall keeps leading back into the same room no matter what, and it's full of horrible doppelgangers (the Black Lodge from Twin Peaks).
- Doors to rooms that would overlap each other, doors into rather thin walls, windows to the outside world in an interior room, doors/windows/entrances moving which side of the room they’re on, etc. (the Overlook Hotel from The Shining).
-Dwiz
Sunday, June 26, 2022
Stranger Things and "Puzzle Monsters"
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| [This post will contain spoilers for Stranger Things up through season 4] |
Monday, April 25, 2022
Potpourri
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| Artist Credit: Kieran Yanner |
In this post you'll find seven really small RPG-related things I'd like to share which are all completely unrelated to one another. I hope the comments are chaos. They include:
- An idea I had for a particular take on the "Grit vs Flesh" mechanic
- A weird experimental PC I recently tried
- Possibly the most famous example of the power of tactical infinity in RPGs
- A world map I've slowly been working on
- An idea I have for a new monster type to fit into the traditional D&D schema
- How I would run a sandbox in a superhero game
- Doppelgängers
Sunday, March 13, 2022
Alternative Economics (Part 3: Treasure-Driven Adventure)
Continuing from part 2, I'm exploring some alternatives to the traditional role that money and economics plays in D&D, inspired by real-life situations found in history, with the occasional creative liberty taken here or there to make things more gameable. It's fantasy after all, we're not going to stress about accuracy here. Last time I just talked about small-to-medium adjustments to the existing economic situations your players engage in. This time I want to think bigger picture. In traditional, OSR, "XP for Gold" schemes, dungeoneering is a path that leads to domains being built up for each individual player. But what other campaign arcs shaped by treasure can we imagine?
An important caveat for this: all specific numbers and variables are intentionally left ambiguous. I wouldn't know the optimal figures or ratios for these ideas to work, especially with the pricing schemes written into your RPG of choice. All of these are simply described in the abstract. What I will say is that most of these schemes work better if you simplify capital into large blocks rather than penny-pinching. When you're a pirate crew raiding a merchant vessel, you'll win enough treasure to buy whatever mundane equipment you want. So the real measure of wealth is in big abstracted chunks that you can use to buy ships and fortresses whole.
All of the following ideas would almost certainly need to be implemented and communicated to the players from the very beginning, as they're all meant to shape the entire campaign for everyone. In fact, I would encourage anyone out there to design a whole RPG or adventure scenario after your favorite examples here, since that's what these really are. The caravan-XP system from Ultraviolet Grasslands I described last time is a really good example of the sort of thing I'm here to offer you.
Saturday, February 26, 2022
Alternative Economics (Part 2: Interesting Choices)
Tuesday, January 4, 2022
My (Untested) Theory of Nautical Campaigns
You know what I'm talking about. "The pirate campaign." "The wavecrawl." A "saltbox." "Maritime adventures." A notoriously elusive type of D&D campaign, for reasons fathomable only to those poor fools who've attempted it. And me, for I have infinite wisdom.
Tuesday, October 5, 2021
Gritty Realism: Adventuring in Weeks, Not Days
Because apparently this is a 5E blog now, I'm going to talk about the Gritty Realism variant rule suggested in the DMG on page 267. But wait! Don't go! You know me better than that. Of course I'll find a way to make it relevant to you and your rules-lite artpunk post apocalyptic furry heartbreaker as well, since I know you don't play D&D 5E.
- The Warriors
- The Avengers (well, like 90% of it)
- Night of the Living Dead
- Clue
- Dredd
- The Goonies
- Escape From New York
- 24 (the TV show)
Sunday, August 15, 2021
Princess Mononoke and "DM-Prepared Plots" in Old School Games
- Broke: DMs are/aren't storytellers and that's the only correct way to play
- (most sensible people recognize this is a childish take)
- Woke: There are many different playstyles that are all equally valid, and you should try to just figure out the one you prefer and then go find players who agree
- (this is what most sensible people settle on)
- Bespoke: A good DM can achieve a game that both keeps player agency perfectly intact and features a good amount of "emergent story" from the simulated world and has a DM-prepared plot that unfolds and wows the players with their storytelling prowess.
Monday, June 7, 2021
A Thorough Look at Urban Gameplay in D&D
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| The Free City of Greyhawk Artist credit: Valerie Valusek |
I've spent a lot of time in the last year thinking about adventuring in cities. Part of it's because I really miss going outside and having an active life in an urban area. Part of it's because my D&D group spent the better part of 2020 in a campaign arc involving our party trapped in a hostile city, Escape From New York-style. And even when we broke from that for a few one-offs here and there, many of those involved adventure in the city. Or at least, like, in a town or neighborhood. And I've noticed what's worked and what hasn't and I've done so much darn reading and I want to get this right once and for all. I've run games in this setting with different approaches and sometimes it's good and sometimes it's not. And I've tried to give feedback to my own DMs about how they might want to improve those sessions, and sometimes they take that advice and sometimes they don't. But the worst thing of all is that each of the really solid sessions my group has spent playing in an urban setting have largely relied on the strength of completely unrelated elements, like a fun combat encounter, social encounter, puzzle, or whatever. They always just skirted around the problems of answering those vital questions about city adventures, so even if the session was successful it was at least partially just luck.
Here's a brief table of contents for this post:
- Bibliography for research I did, and further reading you may enjoy
- An analysis of how most people seem to run urban settings
- An explanation of my line of thinking that led to my version
- My Brave settlement guidelines and examples, with a bit of elaboration on certain parts
- Why I care so much about this
If you just want the goodies, you can skip down to the 4th part.
[NOTE: I developed these ideas further in a future post that served as design notes for Brave. I think it's better than this one.]
Wednesday, May 19, 2021
Game Design vs Level Design
Game design is when you make rules and procedures. It's answering the "how" in how things work. It's the description of how skill checks work, or how combat works.
Level design is when you make content with which to use those rules. It's answering the "what" in what the players are doing. It's the adventure module that tells you which skill checks to roll, and the encounters of monsters and battlefields where combat will be happening.
When Super Mario 64 came out in 1996, it was a smash hit and a breakthrough in gaming. It was the perfect 3D game, seamlessly translating the 2D genre of platforming into a 3D context better than any other attempt to do so. And trust me, the other attempts failed hard. It was an exceptionally tricky and ambitious design goal to tackle, but once they got it right, it blew the doors wide open for the future of 3D gaming. And you know how they did it?
First they designed the mechanics for Mario's movement. That's it. That's the only thing they focused on initially. They created the little minigame of chasing down the rabbit and catching it, so they'd have a way of testing their system. But they worked their asses off to make sure, above all else, that it was fun and easy to control Mario. That merely having to run around and jump on stuff and use your different moves was strong enough on its own. Only after they nailed that down did they begin to design the courses that would be in the final game.
First they nailed game design. Then, when it was so good it could be fun just by itself, then they poured their hearts and souls into making incredible levels. But the point is that these are two separate steps, and two separate goals. So I want to talk about the role that each one plays in tabletop design.
Sunday, March 21, 2021
On Dungeon Size
In the most recent Questing Beast Q&A he and his guests gave their thoughts of "ideal dungeon size" and it got me thinking. Here's a link to the part of the video where they discuss it. After some consideration, I want to propose 4 basic size classes of dungeon, divided partially by number of rooms but, more importantly, by the effect they have on the core gameplay loop of your campaign.















